My vote is on the elderly cat... He/she has the many years of insight and knowledge to share and pass on to the future generations. In reality, the cat may be the one thing that may help push you to dota2 elitenesssesssss.

Training takes time, time better spent playing Dota and become one with his keyboard. Which you should look into buying a new keyboard at this time. Bear owns some stock on the Cherry MX manufacturer so you may want to ask him for some advice on these. This is just to allow your inner dota MLG pro to come out (waves hands around the air signifying release). All it takes is 7 years and a well written desertion on your most played hero and most purchased item (mine was the GG branches ). Now Go! and fulfill your true calling! Not as a father or husband or even as an owner of a disabled feline. But as the Dota2 pro you are.

Greetings friend! As mentioned above, Dota Noobs TS is were all the action takes place. IF you have any further questions that you may feel are inappropriate for the voice channels. Feel free to post them here so when can rant on endlessly of how manly some of us are and all that good stuff. Good times a coming! Cheers!

I look at this as a 30% win rate going UP! only 70% left to go and its a 100% win rate! We shall do this and become immortalized in time. Lets get these numbers rolling UP! Come Uno and Fallen and NeckB69 with his socially awkward cat! We shall triumph!

you sir deserve some kind of distinctive medal or sticker for your effort and dedications to our cause. I solute you sir and may the night bring horrid dreams of dota 2 nonsense and your days be filled with small babies who study applied mathematics and wives that kick start new inventive ways to polarize stainless glass to give it a new sheen. And then there is your social confound, disabled cat that likes to pick on babies while debating the latest in scientific America (the South Croatian Edition) in Latin. Godspeed good sir.

Greetings friend and welcome. Remember to jump into the dota noobs Teamspeak server at ts3server://voice.dotanoobs.com and join in on the conversation. You will find many friendly people looking to get better at dota2. If you have any questions, voice on there or post them on here. Feel free to add me to your steams and we will play some matches together. Cheers!

Greetings and welcome! Great group of people here who are helpful, encouraging and respectful. Like _ATLAS stated above, jump into the TS3 server and join in on the lollygagging and play some fun games. Cheers!

Which mods are you currently running? Haven't touch TL2 in while. Might be something to refresh the game for me.

Anyone thinking of joining in on some "Virtual TCG" fun? Looks interesting from what I've seen so far and the hex display adds a lot more strategy on top of the usual stuff.

Greetings and welcome! As stated be our fallen friend Fallen... It's great to play some games against other humans so you can experience the synergy (or lack there of) between you and your team mates heroes. Feel free to add me to your steams and we shall set sail on this marvelous adventure together with a group of merry men in tights! Cheers!

Looks very interesting to me as well. Never played any kind of trading card game and have always been intrigued by them. This maybe something I could try.

Greetings and salutations good sir. I will point out that your eloquently written open letter to dota has stir something inside of me. That something is the "feels" of this great narrative you have provided. I also walk from time to time the dark alleys that is the dota "Solo Yolo" queue's.

Please do not let the "baddies" of the world dissuade you from your true greatness. Feel free to add me to your steams and we shall ride into this abyss and destroy their ancient (or moms for the "younger crowd"). Please do join the TS3 servers at Ts3server://voice.dotanoobs.com and shout out your emotions to anyone who will listen. Because we are all listening... Cheers!

Wait what the hell is going on here? There be gold in them darn post!!

HI! I am techsupprt and I am not a bot. Feel free to add me to your steams and jump into the teamspeak server and say "Helloooo" like this.

So much "Murika" in that post. For that alone, you get the "FCUK YEAH" seal of approval! keep up the good work good sir!

I WANT A FREAKING DOTANOOBS TSHIRT DAMN YUUUSSS!!! And can you post a picture of Shane taking his shirt off? Makes us want it MOAHH!!

Gives us a peek! Give us an incentive! What is the limit on how many exclamations that can be used in the end of a sentence!!!!..!>!>!
In all seriousness, you most show us a sample of the goodies so we can be more excited for this thing. Do you know how many children in Africa and Haiti and all other parts of South Carolina are impoverished 3rd world countries? What do they have to live for?
If you good sir were to allocate some of your devilish good looks (I have no clue really) into an image that may/may-not circulate certain internet(s) dating and self flagellation sites all for the sake of saving the human race from cannibalizing itself on petty problems. Then you sir have a sacred duty to share this phenomenon that we call "SHANE" with the rest of the world... nay, the UNIVERSE!
So please, if you can find it in your heart to help these poor (manly) children get to a lan and show the world (and us) that they mean business. We would greatly appreciate it. Cheers!

Ah so that's were most of you are hiding! Incoming server transfer.