More upvotes please:

http://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/11rfkp/i_just_got_a_key_for_dota_2_never_played_dota_2/c6oz7qi

As fallen said, hop on Mumble and introduce yourself. There is almost always something going on there. Cheers!

Hey there Spong, sound like you will be a great addition to the community. Looking forward to chatting with you later.

You sound perfect for the community, welcome! Just hop on to the Mumble server and introduce yourself.

Welcome welcome! As Atlas said, just jump on the Mumble server and introduce yourself. :-)

Welcome to the community Aegpoadan! Hopefully you never have to solo queue again... I can count the number of good solo games I have had on one hand.

Welcome nommers! Team Irish Guys Rock Hards Abs is filling up quickly...

Hey delbitter! We all get those depressing Dota days, but with Dota Noobs you will at least be losing with fun people. Hop on Mumble, introduce yourself, and let people know that you want constructive feedback on your game as you play. We also have learning IHs on Sunday and are ramping up our coaching efforts, so keep an eye out for that, too. Cheers!

They only got through half of the round robin games, so there will be some more games this week and upcoming Saturday. I will gather some details and back a front page post about it.

Grievous doing the work: http://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/11vhtk/looking_for_4_noobs_to_play_with_me/c6q5n3t

To speak English with us, hop on to the Mumble server, join a busy channel and introduce yourself. Keep in mind that we are an inclusive community that pulls in all skill levels, so you may find yourself playing with people really new to the game. Just try to help them out and all will profit. Cheers!

Nice, have the upvotes. I also deleted your double post.

Welcome to the community! Solo Queue is indeed a poor excuse for playing with fun people, so hop on Mumble and play some games. If you want to play some co-op bot games with someone to get a better feeling for the game before jumping in to MM, just say the word and we'll get you paired up. Cheers!

Solo MM... yeah, it isn't fun. Hop on to the Mumble server, join a busy channel and introduce yourself!

Welcome to the community QSpec. Mumble is definitely the best way to start playing with us, and just let people know you are interested in trying out a tri-lane. If you are lucky, one of our experienced players will be around and give you a run down of good tri-lane composition and objectives. Cheers!

Hey man, as the others said jump on Mumble and introduce yourself. We are ramping up our coaching efforts, so be on the look out for that, too. Cheers!

Hey DDS, sorry you have been having trouble. It is true, grabbing people from the waiting room is something that we need to improve on. There is very little pressure on our regulars to do so because, as has been pointed out above, our regulars feel free to jump down to other channels and invite themselves into the existing games. This is also the advice we give new people, but that doesn't excuse us from trying to incorporate those that are waiting up there. The only time that the waiting room gets used as you are describing it is on Sundays, where we will have multiple IHs going and after each people go back to the waiting room. We'll try better, and now you know to just jump down. Cheers!

Welcome to the forums SleepingPill. Cheers!

Root beer and ginger ale man!

Cheers mate, glad to have you!