I am commenting to remind myself to watch this later.

Let me start us off:
[H] - Nothing
[W] - Whatever

GODDAMN IT GUYS! I have other Video Games to play AND work to do! Ugh... installing

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So, there i was looking for a simple little game to review for my next dotan00bs feature. then i watched the total biscuit video on pre-ordering games after the whole aliens: colonial marine fiasco. There he mentioned antichamber a critically praised indie game. So i tought hmm let me check this out.

The first quote is "Even as the developer told me what the game was doing to mess with my brain while I was playing it, it still succeeded in messing with my brain.” – Rock, Paper, Shotgun

I thought hmm, cant be that bad. i am preparing my brain for being messed so there is less impact.

HOly balls ZOMGWTF. 30 minutes in I was certain this is my next review. Gotta beat it first though. that might take me some time (next week is reading week, it will happen then for sure)

So fellow D00bs. Seriously play this game!! Wait on baited breath for my next game review!!!

Dont feel like paying? fine! I will raffle off a steam key to 1 lucky reader soon after my review post!

Also for the love of god don't pirate this, I did and after 30 minutes of jawdropping head scratching playtime I immediately went and rebought it on steam.

A stream? hmmm... I definitely would but the Dev himself said people should avoid walkthroughs so there will be a huge spoiler tag on it. I emailed the dev yesterday telling him the short story of my pirating -> purchase mental flow and asked him for some raffle keys. The dev has come through, I have 3 MORE keys to raffle off or have for a contest! Stay tuned!

LOL, i really want to write a review for this game, I just dont have any free time anymore. I am so far behind in all aspects of gaming I havent even had a good night out in over a month. Once you beat it you will probably not want to replay it right away, but maybe 1 year from now i'll go back and see if a solve it a different way. I recently watched a buddy play through the game and its insane how open this game is to different interpetations. I got the first gun after 40+ minutes but got to the second one 5 minutes later. My buddy got the first gun in about 10 but took almost an hour getting to gun 2

Interestingly enough maxis did have this planned as well it wasnt just EA. Based on the rate of how quickly the game is being bypassed I expect a cracked play locally version with saves in maybe a week and 2-3 weeks away from simulated or hosted fake servers so you can run a city with friends.

irc? where? when?

Toronto Resident here... what up?

its a shame you only have 4 hours. Toronto has some insanely sick places to eat/drink and 4 hours is just cutting it close. When the day draws nearer email me the details. (assuming you still have my e-mail digging around somewhere in your inbox). But if nothing gets in my way, I'll try to make it out

ok, since your flight was delayed we didnt get to meet up, but based on that sentence, I should be thankful... i think?

There should be a DJLenny header - but it should be part of the gif that just appears for 1 sec then disappears again for a month

Whatever, dont judge me, I still love the community, I just dont play Dota a lot anymore

Prophet9 gets my stamp of approval, i think he will fit in well here