oops, yes i do

Yo Mama so fat Reverse Polarity Pulls Magnus

Did you hear what happened to the Windrunner who bought a Point Booster, a Vitality Booster and an Energy Booster?

Nothing, Soul Booster doesn't work on gingers.

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Working on a new Shadow Shaman build with Blink, Linkens, Drums, Phase Boots and Manta Style. Then I just need to wait for Valve to release a Xmas outfit for him.

Once that happens I'll go into a pub game, randomly spout abuse in pub chat and I'll be the Vexing Hexing Linken Blinking Faster Rhasta Manta Santa.

Holy epic thread. That's your new custom title, congratz VodkaSurprise

Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her parents tried to repick.

The Riki parenting model: Once they turn 6 treat them like they're invisible unless they're attacking someone.

Yo mama so dumb Bane got nothing when he Brain Sap'd her.

Yo mama so dumb she thought the Monkey King Bar is where King Kong gets drunk.

lolollolol

I havnt played dota2 in aegis.....

You lack Perseverance.

Yo mama so fat and smelly that she has rot on permanently?

Storm spirit walks into a bar. Storm spirit says: How much for a beer. Bartender says: For you, no charge

Ah, brilliant! I'll add that I'm pleased that the 'Dota-themed Yo-mama' conversation I had that convinced Admiral Snuffles to join the Doobs Community has now spawned a second thread

I actually saved all of the jokes we included in that conversation, though is it cheating if I post them again here for those who weren't present?

Is it cheating to share amazing hilariousness with the world? I THINK NOT!

Well then! *ahem*

Yo' mama's so fat even Venge can't swap her
Yo' mama's so fat she bounces outside of the *inside* of Clockwerk's cogs
Yo' mama's like assist gold - everyone gets a share
Yo mama's so horny even SK's reincarnate's not enough
Yo AM's so fat he can't even carry a ward
Yo mama's so fat people want *her* aegis
Yo mama's so loose that after Slark pounced, we never saw him again
Yo mama's so old she had the game named after her
Yo mama's so greasy wisp can't keep a tether on her
Yo mama's so fat when she walks, Earthshaker's like wdf?
Yo mama's so fat, sven's stun can't *reach* anyone else
Yo mama's so fat, Riki can't *find* the back of her

And, credit where credit is due... These were from Snuffles

Yo mama so fat, pudge eats himself
Yo mama so ugly, even KOTL wouldn't blast her
Yo mama so fat, Gyro's rocket gets confused
Yo mama so fat, Tinker blind laser himself
Yo mama so fat, Nature's Ulti only hits her
Yo mama so ugly, even Roshan wouldn't stun her
Yo mama so fat, she makes Pudge's rot look like a condensation
Yo mama so fat, Force Staff gives up
Yo mama so fat, Sven ALWAYS cleaves her
Yo mama's so fat, when BH tracks her, he finds the sun (my response: "Imagine the track gold though!")
Yo mama so fat, Chen's teleport does NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL.

this might be the single greatest piece of literature ever written

That was seriously a fucking epic post.

*slow clap*