Posted on 02-18-13, 04:00 pm in Competitive player here
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Hey hey, welcome to the community.
Posted on 02-18-13, 04:02 pm in Dota Jokers
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Posted by Bandit
Ah, brilliant! I'll add that I'm pleased that the 'Dota-themed Yo-mama' conversation I had that convinced Admiral Snuffles to join the Doobs Community has now spawned a second thread

I actually saved all of the jokes we included in that conversation, though is it cheating if I post them again here for those who weren't present?


Is it cheating to share amazing hilariousness with the world? I THINK NOT!
Posted on 02-18-13, 05:44 pm in Greetings all! Brand new player here.
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Hey there! The thing to keep in mind with public MMR is that if you are solo queuing you will be matched against other people that are just getting the courage to try a public game. Having said that, solo queue can be an unpleasant place. You should jump on our TS3 server (voice.dotanoobs.com), join a busy channel and introduce yourself. Mention that you are new and everything should be fine. We have spontaneous IHs during the week, and a bunch of MM groups forming too. Looking forward to seeing you, cheers!
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This just makes me sad... no 1.5 MBPs upload :-/
Posted on 02-19-13, 05:17 pm in New member
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No one expects the Lollipop Guild! (and welcome OP!)
Posted on 02-19-13, 05:21 pm in Dont gank me plz
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lol, that BF
Posted on 02-20-13, 01:15 am in New Member Salutations
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Welcome to the community! As Atlas said, pop on TS3 and join in the fun.
Posted on 02-20-13, 01:18 am in What up sons and daughters.
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Hey there, welcome to the community Micro! I'll try to keep an eye out for you...
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Posted by KreeJaffaKree
I believe the technical term, Uno, is one and a half kittens of upload.


The problem is probably my cat sitting on the internet cable. She is a hefty lady...
Posted on 02-20-13, 05:35 pm in CIAO To All
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Welcome the community mate!
Posted on 02-20-13, 05:36 pm in Oh hi Mark. (rev. 1 by  UnoPolak on 02-20-13, 05:37 pm)
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D.Rec., I hope you feel properly welcomed.
Posted on 02-20-13, 05:38 pm in Hey everyone!
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Posted by Skyop
PS: If anyone can explain the little goomba going across the bottom of my screen every few minutes, I would like that person.


Step 1) Turn on sound
Step 2) Click on the Goomba
Step 3) Profit

Welcome to the community!
Posted on 02-20-13, 07:34 pm in Dota Jokers
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*slow clap*
Posted on 02-20-13, 11:13 pm in Hey everyone!
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It is like bubble wrap, just satisfying.
Posted on 02-21-13, 05:06 am in Team Speak question
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Atlas gave the theoretical organization, but really people can be MMing in any old channel. Your best bet to get playing is to just join a busy channel and introduce yourself. Cheers!
Posted on 02-21-13, 04:34 pm in Hi from France
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Bonjour! We have plenty of people for whom English is a second language, and if people give you any trouble with it just let us know because that is not what we are about. Hope on TS3 and introduce yourself there, cheers!
Posted on 02-21-13, 07:24 pm in Mobytums gives you greetings.
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Greeting most scruffy man! Solo queuing can indeed be a disappointing experience, so jump on our TS3 server, join a busy channel and introduce yourself. Cheers!
Posted on 02-21-13, 11:24 pm in Greetings from Australia!
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Howdy steve, and welcome! The best way to get involved is to jump on our TS3 server (voice.dotanoobs.com), join a busy channel and introduce yourself. Cheers, and good luck with the carries (I suck, too).
Posted on 02-23-13, 03:43 am in Irish is way wierder than Swedish
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Oh man, why have I not watched this before.
Posted on 02-25-13, 07:31 pm in how do I sign up for the inhouses here?
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You can put for name on the sub list and see if you can get picked up if other people drop out. Maybe here: http://www.dotanoobs.com/board/?page=thread&id=892