Posted on 05-28-13, 10:55 pm in Playing Dota2 makes me go fetal. Help!
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Posted by Neckbeard69
Please bear in mind that a ten month old baby, wife and elderly cat are all competing for my time, so I hope that I have time this weekend to join

Who is winning? To succeed in Dota you must give up these things.
Posted on 05-29-13, 11:49 pm in Playing Dota2 makes me go fetal. Help!
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Posted by UnoPolak
But according to Dota Buff the GG branch only has a 30% win rate? And we all know that statistics do not lie.


I look at this as a 30% win rate going UP! only 70% left to go and its a 100% win rate! We shall do this and become immortalized in time. Lets get these numbers rolling UP! Come Uno and Fallen and NeckB69 with his socially awkward cat! We shall triumph!


In Japan at the moment. Admiral Snuffles shall take my place.
Posted on 05-31-13, 01:12 am in 6.78 Changelog for Dota1
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Posted by Bandit
Potentially Infinite Doom?! WHAAA

Euls,aghs,yasha,phase...VROOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Posted on 06-01-13, 04:43 am in Looking for Doobs like me
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Posted by urMohid
Hey, I added both of you on Steam. Looking forward to playing with you guys.
And I'm unable to access Teamspeak server, or I don't know how to access it. I tried copying the address to browser without ts3server:// and it takes me to the homepage. With ts3server:// it takes me to Google search. Tried clicking on the link on top right and nothing happens. Is there a special way to access it instead of browser?


I apologize for the brevity of this post but I am on my tablet sitting next to a Japanese girl trying to sing "A Whole New World" to her boyfriend as we are about to depart back to the land of freedom from the land of rice and scantily clad anime coeds.

You need to download the team speak application to access the server. Googling "teamspeak3" should take you to it.
Posted on 06-01-13, 08:31 am in Returning to Freedomland Bitches
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Translate please:

親愛なる友人、DOTAのゲーマーへ

俺のポストみてくれよな 超イカすんだからよ!

知ってる奴も多いだろうけど、今オレ日本にいるんだ 日本、またの名をJapon、日の出る国‥ すんげぇ楽しく過ごしてるぜ ちなみに、二週間米と魚しかケツから出てきてない

そんな一方、俺様の"自由の国"への帰還も近づいてる 今週の土曜、6/1にな

トロントの乗り換えでは、Djlennyに会ってオレの誕生日を祝うつもりでいる 心配すんなって、セクシーで獰猛なLennyって奴の写真をたんまり撮ってやるからよ! マスタベーションの写真も勿論撮るつもりだから、心ゆくまで楽しめよな 土産だ!

日曜には、写真をアップして、DOTAをプレイするつもりでいる 俺が戻ってきたんだから、kotl/plがなきゃ困るぜ

おまえ等の中で誰が俺様の帰還を祝ってくれるんだ?午後に土産話と写真をオレとシェアしたい奴は? sound off.

Tl;Dr talk to you tomorrow.
Posted on 06-01-13, 10:40 pm in Returning to Freedomland Bitches
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Posted by KreeJaffaKree
Dear friend, to gamers of DOTA

I lived because super squid Do not Give me see my post!

You know him would also be large, but it the way ze are having fun Ge~e live country ‥ Japon, the rising of the sun Japan, also known as I'm in my Japan now, fish and two weeks the U.S. has only come out of the ass

While such, Saturday this week's return to my own country "free" is also approaching, Na 6/1

The transfer of Toronto, in Na~tsu lives are worried with the intention to celebrate my birthday I met Djlenny, because I'll take Tanmari pictures of that guy ferocious Lenny sexy! Because of course expect to take some photos of masturbation, it's souvenir Na Tanoshimeyo to your heart's content!

On Sundays, I who are planning to take up to a photo, to play DOTA because I came back, kotl / pl is ze troubled if not

Who gonna celebrate the return of my own in thee, etc.? Guy you want to share with me a souvenir photo and story in the afternoon?


Huh?
Posted on 06-03-13, 12:50 pm in Returning to Freedomland Bitches
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Posted by tadfg
This is my terrible attempt:
To friends and fellow Dota players,
Read my post about why I live in ultra squid!
You know me well but, right now I’m in Japan, Japan also known as Japon, land of the rising sun, by the way spending time here has been really fun, I’ve only left the USA and the fish asshole two weeks.
On the other hand my return to the ‘land of freedom’ is approaching soon, this Saturday, the 1st of June.
I’m changing rides at Toronto, I’m worried about my plans to celebrate my birthday with Djlenny, I’ll take photos of the fierce and sexy lenny! Of course I will masturbate to the photos to my heart’s content, it’s a fun souvenir.
On Sunday I will upload the photos, and since I am back, I plan to play Dota unless there’s kotl/pl.
Out of all of you, who is celebrating my return? In the afternoon I’ll share the photo of the souvenir story.

I will count this towards studying for my exam tomorrow.


That was actually pretty good. Did you get all of the kanji on your own? When I was there I had a really rough time with all of the kanji everywhere since I hadn't studied in about 6 years.
Posted on 06-07-13, 12:51 pm in Doobie Doobie Doob Here
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Hi Dom.

Best thing you could do would be to play a few real games so that you get a better feel for playing with real people. Bots are great to understand the goal of the game/learn some hero abilities, etc, but it's nothing compared to playing with real people.

Feel free to add me and I'd be more than happy to play a few games. Warning, it's been like 2-3 weeks since I've actually played.
Posted on 06-07-13, 03:40 pm in BearHugs guide to mechanical keyboards mk.1 (rev. 1 by fallenelf86 on 06-07-13, 05:42 pm)
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bearhug, get on IRC i need your keyboard expertise.

EDIT: Never mind, your usefulness has passed. Thank you Vodka and Alverez, clearly the coolest guys in the IRC.
Posted on 06-12-13, 04:45 pm in Compendium Matches
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Anyone interested in playing some compendium matches tonight (June 12)? I should be free around 8:30 or 9:00 tonight and would like to queue with a full party.

Posted on 06-13-13, 07:57 pm in Compendium Matches
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Posted by BearHug
What are compendium matches?


Games where you re-enact matches from the TI3 qualifiers. The goal being you keep the same lanes, same hereoes, but try to still out play your opponent with a lineup that already won/lost.
Posted on 06-14-13, 03:30 pm in D2Ware.net Custom Game Types!
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Sigh, I guess I'll have to join to play with pengy.
Posted on 06-14-13, 05:04 pm in ChicagoLAN on June 15th
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Posted by vulturecostume
I am going to be there for sure, despite our lack of teamage.

I will be the rather tall asian fellow who sounds like I do on TS.


I'm also 99% sure vulture isn't actually Asian. If he's not there with glasses while eating rice and fish I'm calling shenanigans.

Posted by UnoPolak
Just chatted with binary, I think that we will be aiming to get there at noon to catch the ending of the tournament and hang out. In regards to description... errr... not so tall white dude? I think there will be a few of those types there. Ah! Fairly long hair for a dude, just above shoulder length. And it has grey in it, I am an old man. There we go.


Uno, you should wear something wildly out of character for the event. Like a tuxedo or a three piece suit.
Posted on 06-14-13, 08:26 pm in ChicagoLAN on June 15th
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Posted by vulturecostume
I was going to wear my Chinese Batman shirt but I can't find it.

It's a white shirt with 'Chinese Batman' Sharpie'd onto it.

You guys are coming at the end? Wah?


Well if someone had told me about this earlier I'd be coming with you since I'd be sharing your bed with you and your supposedly asian girlfriend (I'm assuming you're only claiming your asian since you're GF is asian), but I thought this had been cancelled.
Posted on 06-16-13, 01:59 am in ChicagoLAN on June 15th
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Where are the nude photos?
Posted on 06-17-13, 04:08 pm in ChicagoLAN on June 15th (rev. 1 by fallenelf86 on 06-17-13, 04:08 pm)
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Posted by binaryatrocity
I was a nervous of how I might behave in the sight of Uno's flowing mane and Vulture's Asia-Dutchness


ftfy
Posted on 06-17-13, 04:29 pm in Scrolls TCG game by Mojang
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Posted by UnoPolak
There was a recent twitter post about them adding a friends system and other necessary goodies. My main problem with the game right now is that I know that the best way to improve a deck is to trade with people, but that requires time and effort. I am all for a mini-Doobs tourny, when were you thinking?


Loser has the purchase the game for me.
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Posted by Proxymate
I'm going to blame this thread for all the kitchen-spams.


Probably
Posted on 06-18-13, 08:52 pm in New Boob... errr Doob !
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I'm so confused.
Posted on 06-19-13, 02:15 pm in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
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Anyone else interested in playing this? We've been talking about it on IRC (yes, you should come hang out on the IRC) and it looks pretty awesome. Alverez and I will be playing this weekend when they open the test servers and I'll be streaming quite a bit if anyone is interested in tuning in.