Fellow Doobs,

I would like to extend an invitation to you all for this Saturday evening (probably around midnight or so EST) to join me in a few rounds of Inebriated Dota. I have some plans with friends that will be leaving me in a state of lightheartedness and mirth, therefore wanting to vanquish some foes on the field of battle. I've devised a small game to continue the inebriation:

1 death= 1 second of bear chugging (i.e. on your second death you chug for 2 seconds, third death=3 seconds, etc...feeding is encouraged)

Upon a lost match, we must finish our beers, or take a shot of whatever liquor we happen to have around.

Now, this is not to say that Doobs who are not of age cannot participate in this event. There is only 1 stipulation, us fantastic chaps who are participating get to pick your Steam name before each match. Also, we will be drunk, so losses might be had.

Well then, I'd like to get a few interested parties to let me know their interest level. Depending on how jovial I'm feeling (I'm usually a ridiculously happy drunk) I might stream a game or two.

This may or may not be one of the better DotA drinking games ive seen.

Sounds scary! I have a bunch of Sprecher Hard Bourbon Barrel Root-Beer at home, can I chug that instead of bear?

Well now, I would never recommend chugging a bear. Fist fighting is completely understandable, but chugging a bear, well sir, they might not take kindly to that.

Well I best not die, or that one second of bear chugging it earns me might be the death of me!

You could get a Bear Bong too!

Participation guaranteed! This will either be hilarious or beyond mortal expressions. I do need one of you to email my wife NOW to explain why I will be falling of my chair playing a "game" "drunk". Now to find a drinkable bear in Florida... Wish me luck!

Dear NeedsTechSupport,

My name is FallenElf and I am a representative from the glorious website dotanoobs.com (I'm sure you've heard of us, which makes this introduction unnecessary, but I felt the need to be polite).

I'm writing you to inform you of the fact that your husband, TechSupport, will be joining a few of us this Saturday evening for a few rounds of DotA. Now, this will be not be your normal Dota matches as we will be reverting to our college selves and partaking in a drinking game crafted in the spirit of fun and Dota.

Now, I know I don't need to tell you this as you are his wife, but TechSupport is a fine, upstanding gentleman and did not want to partake in said event without letting you know that much alcohol will be consumed, followed by yelling, laughing, and quite possibly some drunken sexy times the likes of which haven't happened in quite a few years (per your agreement of said sexy time of course, if sexy time is not an option, please leave blankets and pillows on the couch).

Before agreeing to participate, he wanted to make sure you would be alright with this course of action and would like to thank you for your understanding by making you a world class breakfast in the morning. Far be it from me to know your favorite foods, but personally I love the breakfast that Gordon Ramsay made in this video but feel free to request the meal of your choice and he will be sure to run to the shop this week in preparation. He also promises a foot massage coupon redeemable at the time of your choosing.

In closing, I (as well as the Doobs community as a whole) would like to request your permission for TechSupport to participate in our evening of Inebriated Dota this Saturday. As we will already be making fun of him for having to ask his wife's permission, it would be nice if you gave it to him so he isn't totally emasculated.

Your friend,

FallenElf

and here you go thank you. Printed and will have her sign it

Loving the DotaNoobs letterhead! Now if only I could find one of these BearBongs on Amazon!

Brilliant. Show us your signed permission slip beforehand and we will allow you in the channel.

This sounds like fun, I should be able to edit the letterhead to submit to my wife as well.

http://www.amazon.com/Bongzilla-Beer-Bong-6-Tubes/dp/B003CM41VW
i couldnt find a bear bong, but this is the next best thing, i think the gal comes with too

Yeah but that implies I want to share my beer with 5 other people.... it also assumes I have 5 friends who would drink beer with me.... <_< <_< <_<

Just use all 6 for yourself! drink a 12 cans at once!

I'm in if there is more room for and extra person to partake in drunk merrymaking while playing the video game dota 2

This is what will happened good sir/ma'am/interwebperson.

Worst case we get 10 people instead and do an in-house. Nothing wrong with MORE drunk people!

If we do a In-house with enough people. Can we get an extra drunk person casting the match? Call it the Doobs Drunken Nanny Championship (Ale-House Edition). Live drunk commentary... I can imagine vividly how this will fair.

If Saturday goes well we can do a Drunken DotA-Ale House Cup.