Have you ever dreamed of being rich beyond your wildest dreams?

Did you think it would be a hard ride to get there?

Well, i'm here to help that dream become a reality and make it easy too!

That's right! I am offering a place in our super awesome Dota 2 team for the iSeries 49 event in August. There are many games being played at this event and Dota 2 is one of them.

Within team [TBA] you will get no benefits, have zero groupies and are expected to invest a huge hour or so minimum per week into training.

Scared?....No? I thought not as I have not tried to scare you...

!-------Serious alert----------!

OK enough of the nobbing around. My friends and I are looking to enter the dota 2 tournament at the i series LAN event in August. The prize is a life changing £2,000+ for the winning team.

WE ARE NO PRO'S!

We are a bunch of average players and thought it would be fun to enter this event. As it is a LAN I highly doubt any BIG name teams will be there. If they are, I look forward to kicking Dendi's ass myself.

"Who the frick is this artard?"

I'm no artard. I'm Bubbles of the Oxford Shire.

Ive been playing dota 2 for 5 months or so now and play with real life friends (IKR?!) and Dotanoobians (some guys from dotanoobs).

Feel free to get in touch about this wonderful offer which includes a free pen on official team membership. Otherwise just get in touch about playing some Dota in general!

Bubbles (Ben)