I, UnoPolak, do solemnly swear that on this day, October 27th, I played a game with Hammer in which he went mid with a hero that he had never played, purchased several activate-able items and in general rocked the casbah. I move that the term "Hammer bracket" be retired and instead we introduce "Hammer time" to be shouted loudly over TS when someone force staffs a teammate to safety.

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P.S. I know what you are thinking, but I assure you that this statement has not been coerced in any way.