This may be my sleep addled brain, but I feel the need to confess a few sins.

I may or may not have gotten Poskii put in low priority queue recently.

I have yelled at my teammates for not buying wards, because I got ganked, when wards wouldn't have done anything. It made me feel better.

I have neglected ganking as mid, because I was feeling lazy.

I play game of throws on a daily basis.

Lets hear it, what awful things have you done to your fellow dota players?

I've done all of these except the last. Unlike you scrubs I've never lost a game of Dota.

Pfft I can beat all that however it requires some set up

So this guy says he is gonna carry omni even though we have already randomed 3 carries: Naix, Sniper, and Gyro. I randomed pudge because for some reason it's the only mid I can random. Carry omni seems perfect right jungle naix, long lane sniper, with carry omni with Gyro in the safe lane and my smelly ass mid. Well they had randomed magnus and bloodseeker so they jungled BS and Mag went Mid.

Omni went for the build of max heal and degen aura with stats everywhere else because his ult and repel are bad skills.

He was BS silenced regularly and ruptured multiple times. He was "smart" and didn't run while ruptured, but because bloodseeker was there hitting him I had to hook him regularly to "save" him because bloodseeker did way too much damage.

But you played perfectly right?

I hooked him every time instead of the Bloodseeker when I hooked to save him so pretty much yeah game was perfect

But.... doesn't pudge hooking you during BS ult completely fuck you? OR does that not count? I'M SO CONFUSED. AND DRUNK. AND MAY HAVE BLAMMED A DUDE THAT WAS COMMUNICATION BANNED AND YELLED AT HIM ALL GAME BECAUSE I KNEW HE COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK.

Oh no Mr Drunk Bunny It COMPLETELY counts, I made him bleed all over the grass

This sounds like a super terrible case of all around bad game, sometimes the stars just aren't aligned in your favor.... for 28 games in a row... /me goes to cry somewhere.

I tower dived, way too often...

I over extend when i gank and well I do steal kills sometimes xD