...Why 'ave I started typin' in a poirate accent?
Moving on.


Anyway. HI! I'm Astiahl (but go by Manor on Steam for some reason), and I'm just dropping by to introduce myself. Nice ta meetcha! I've been learning DotA for the past few days through bot games as well as solo practice and feel confident in my ability to not run face first into the enemy turrets at level 1...but frankly I'm terrified of Solo Queue (I play League as well and generally know what to expect...except possibly worse). Luckily I've found this place via...I actually don't remember. I closed the source tab and then got distracted for a bit by TV...

But that's not important! What is probably not actually any more important however, is that I wish whoever reads this a good day, and hope we can play together in an environment that doesn't make us want to mash our heads into a desk. ^.^

And at 150 minutes the DotA gods start getting bored and set everything on fire to amuse themselves and maybe scare the players into finally finishing so they can go do something besides watch Sniper 1-shot everything with 1500+ crits.