Hey everyone! I'm a 22 yo male and I'm from the Netherlands.

A couple of days ago I was lost in the sea of pubs, but then a ship with a familiar face came by. It was the guy that you all know as Admiral Snuffles. He told me that he joined a new community that played DotA. I did some detective work and found this promising community.

As far as ARTS (apparantly MOBA is the wrong term ) experience goes I got into the genre trough a custom map in starcraft 2. I couldn't play the original game, because a wrist of mine was heavily sprained. I found a custom map called Storm of the Imperial Sanctum. It was really fun to play it, even though I now know that it kinda sucks compared to the real games of the genre.
A while later I found out about league of legends. Played it with some friends and had fun as well (now I think it really sucks ^^), eventually (about after a year) though I got tired of it and went back to starcraft.
So then a couple of months ago I got treatment for it and had my hand in a cast. Then I saw DotA2 pop up on steam and decided to sign up for the beta. Got into it fairly quickly and started playing. Some friends I play with have played a lot of HoN and 1 of them has played the original DotA as well and is pretty knowledgable about the game. After he explained to me how the game worked and the different roles, I liked DotA even more.

So then we arrive at the current situation. Being tired of rage kids and especially of non english speaking russians, I'd really like to play with people that I can communicate with and that don't freak out on eachother as soon as someone makes a mistake. So I hope we can help eachother out here. I don't mind if someone fucks up, shit happens. Losing a game isn't the end of the world either, it's all good as long as there is something to learn from it.
Role wise I can play most things. Suicide laning and trilane I'm fairly unexperienced with. Mid is probably my best, but I kind of want to learn to play carry well.

Hope to see you all on TS!

Koilin, you old Dutch sea dog! Glad to see you hopped aboard the DotaNoobs herotrain too.

Fantastic to be playing alongside an old teammate again - descend on TeamSpeak like a tramp on chips and we'll be crushing egos at a moderately sub-par level together again.

A very warm welcome to you!

Can you narrate my life...please?

hahaha

+1 for the snuffles announcer pack, and a big warm welcome to Kollin. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY ADOPTED! (please don't cry)

Thx, yeah I should really get a proper avatar. This one happened to fit so I put that one in as a placeholder ^^

I demand a suitable War Chariot from which to peptalk any given gaggle of followers. Also to keep up with what I can only assume is an industrious lifestyle, time is money.

War Chariot? What kind of Admiral are you? I can promise a ship with a command deck from which you can narrate the details of my life. What will you be narrating you may ask, well I can promise large sums of money trade hands, a lot of paperwork and shouting, as well as plenty of healthy American slang.

Essentially your life is a bureaucratic drugs trade?

Also, War Chariots are very in right now. Ships have a poopdeck, which I find hinders lasting relationships.

You have just been doing it wrong. You don't poop on the deck, you poop over the edge.

Incorrect, you poop on the poop deck, then force lower ranking seamen (hehehe) to clean it up, only to poop on it again shortly after...

I'd be a horrible naval officer.

With all this poopdeck talk( •_•)
One can only think that...( •_•)>⌐■-■
shit's about to go down! (⌐■_■)
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!

Yes I'm a sucker for puns, even the horrible ones
reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Hah! Welcome to Doobs Koilin, now please... no sunglasses in the New Members Area