This guy is trading items from his inventory for jokes. The better the joke the more valuable item he'll give you.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Dota2Trade/comments/17fi3q/h_my_dota_2_inventory_w_good_jokes/

I got a rare and 2 uncommons with the following:

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Got it from http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm
Did know it beforehand though.

Good luck making him laugh!

Nice find, if I wasn't at work I'd totally be trying to win myself some items.

Yeah, he can't post dick pics at work.

^^does that count?

Your just mad your manhood isn't small enough to incite laughter, it's ok.

This is one of those times I wish I knew binary's girlfriend.

I think its hilarious that you call it a MANhood...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bl7U4CQ_nM

http://i.imgur.com/N03fp.gif

That clip was so unnecessarily long, totally not in the spirit of the conversation.