Hello, my name is Nethertwist - I've been looking for some kind of dota community for a little while now (my friends all prefer LoL) and so far this looks perfect.
I've got 54 wins (and 58 losses... ssh) at the moment so I guess one would consider me a massive noob - and I often feel like one - but you could say I feel good enough to get frustrated at team mates in pub games; that counts for something right?
Anyway I might not be able to get properly involved for a little while but I thought since I just found you I'd at least make myself known.
Look forward to playing with you guys and gals in the future!

Howdy there. We will kindly ignore your sub-50% winrate, but only for a trial 2-month period. After that... oh who am I kidding. Whenever you have time, hop on our TS3 server and introduce yourself. Welcome and cheers.

Most of us have a 50% win rate or below anyway but we damn sure have a good time! join up, love to get in some games with you! welcome!

I lose games on purpose just to fit in with you guys Welcome to our ranks nethertwist and I look forward to playing with you whenever you make it onto the TeamSpeak!

Ah, I was wondering...

Right we will work on getting your winrate more like everyone elses here(absolutely fucking dreadful) You will lose, but have a lot of fun while losing!