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Posted on 02-27-13, 11:35 am (rev. 6 by BearHug on 05-30-13, 11:11 am)
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RIGHT!
So you want to get stupid full and drunk in the process?
GREAT!

This is what you need.
1 kg of pork shoulder(boneless
2 onions
4 cloves of garlic(at least)
1 or 2 bayleafs
1 dried ancho chili(or more)
1 fresh chili
some ground coriander(not fucking optional)
ground smoked paprika powder(optional)
4-5 good beers, if you can get this one: http://www.systembolaget.se/Sok-dryck/Dryck/?searchquery=st+eriks+pale+ale&sortfield=Default&sortdirection=Ascending&hitsoffset=0&page=1&searchview=All&groupfiltersheader=Default&artikelId=545186&varuNr=1420&filters=searchquery%2c Then get that one(otherwise any IPA or pale ale will do)
olive oil(duh)
33cl of coca cola(fucking trust me)
chicken broth(enough really, 2 l maybe?)


So cut the pork into like 3cm size bits, remove the worst fat but keep some in because that shit will melt.

Drink 1 beer before next step

Cut the onions in to quartz, smash the garlic.
Now fry all the things you have chopped/smashed so it gets some colour, then add spices and chili and all that and just make it hot.
Put broth and coke and 1 bottle of beer in.

Phew time for another beer

Now keep watch during the around 3 or so hours this motherfucker takes to cook, dont let it stick, if it sticks or the coke burns you have too little broth.

(drink rest of beer during this time)

Its done when the meat just falls apart and most of the liquid is gone, then put it on a oven tray and put the goo in the oven for about 10 minutes or so(or until it gets crispy)

Put that lovely meat in a tortilla bread and pour sour cream on top(i like chopped coriander on as well but that is just preference)


AND ENJOY!
Posted on 02-27-13, 01:37 pm
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Pics?
Posted on 02-27-13, 01:55 pm
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Posted by Noncohesive
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Seconded. I am going to make this as a post mating meal for myself and my lady friend.
Posted on 02-27-13, 01:59 pm
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Will be up on friday! making it then
Posted on 02-27-13, 02:07 pm
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Posted by BearHug
Will be up on friday! making it then


Are you going to make it as a post coitus meal for yourself and lady offering any leftovers to your mom?
Posted on 02-27-13, 02:39 pm
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Did you know that making carnitas (and roasting a whole chicken) are the puppy equivalents of water boarding? ;D

I suppose I am willing to try one of these heathen soda-based recipes coming from Bear..! (As opposed to the usual Paula Deen types who are just looking for an excuse to add soda and other junk to their cooking!)
Posted on 02-27-13, 03:59 pm
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send me some when you make it ok
Posted on 02-27-13, 06:04 pm
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Posted by fallenelf86
Posted by Noncohesive
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Seconded. I am going to make this as a post mating meal for myself and my lady friend.

Man friend *

.... because you take it in the ass



....cock in the ass
Posted on 02-27-13, 09:47 pm
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We don't judge here...
Posted on 02-27-13, 09:49 pm
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Posted by Shane
Posted by fallenelf86
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Seconded. I am going to make this as a post mating meal for myself and my lady friend.

Man friend *

.... because you take it in the ass



....cock in the ass


Are you suggesting that you want to get Torrented by a bunch of dude's Tidebringers? Then have someone use X marks the spot to land their Boat?
Posted on 02-28-13, 12:06 am
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Can you translate this to american
Posted on 02-28-13, 01:53 am
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Murica.
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Posted by Shane
Posted by fallenelf86
Posted by Noncohesive
Pics?


Seconded. I am going to make this as a post mating meal for myself and my lady friend.

Man friend *

.... because you take it in the ass



....cock in the ass


Some pent up homosexual curiosity I see there
It's alright, we don't judge!
Posted on 03-01-13, 08:45 pm
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Motherfucking pictures, i know it doesnt look like much. But the taste. DAMN!

http://imgur.com/a/wKuEI
Posted on 03-01-13, 09:00 pm


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Looking good! I'd probably get too pissed drunk while cooking if there's any alcohol involved.
You should make your own tortillas too, they're pretty easy to make, all you need is flour, some butter, salt, bakpulver and water, and they end up tasting better than the store bought ones.
Posted on 03-01-13, 11:16 pm
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Posted by AndreiD
Looking good! I'd probably get too pissed drunk while cooking if there's any alcohol involved.
You should make your own tortillas too, they're pretty easy to make, all you need is flour, some butter, salt, bakpulver and water, and they end up tasting better than the store bought ones.


I actually have a tortilla press even, i just couldnt be arsed tonight
Posted on 03-01-13, 11:21 pm
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Bearhug's left hand: confirmed sexy.
Posted on 03-02-13, 05:16 pm
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Posted by UnoPolak
Bearhug's left hand: confirmed sexy.


Id tap that.
Posted on 03-13-13, 06:28 pm
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Not quite my abuelitas recipe for carnitas but damned if it doesn't look delicious.

Whens the Doobs Potluck going down?
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