Just wanted to pop in and say hello to everyone. I'm pretty new to the game. Have been playing for a few weeks and have already found the quality of solo queue to be disheartening at best. So, I wanted to find some fellow awful players to have some games with and have a laugh. I can play on US West or East. Want to learn a bit more about the game without getting too intense. (I have enough stress irl)

So, I'll drop by the Teamspeak and shop around the forums for folks to play with. Thanks for making this site. It's exactly what I need.

Cheers mate, glad you found us! We have been around a while, so there is a wide range of skill levels about. Just let people know that you are new and be open to listening to the deluge of information that the more experienced people will give you. There is a group of fairly new players that have been getting a few games in together and then passing them off for comments, so that may be a good fit for you as well. See you around!

Uno was a jerkface and took my introductory speech.

Hello. Welcome to doobs.

WELCOME TO THE GROUP! HOPE TO PLAY WITH YOU SOON!

Greetings! please if you need an emotional partnership in order to "expand" your in game knowledge... Please look no further than these folks. I went from just bad to terri-bad! And I still play this torturous game. Why am I still putting myself through this stress...These guys are great and will fill you with plenty of information and give you the tools to succeed in the game as well as in life. As for me, i head back to the netherweb to devise a new plan of world domination through dota 2. CHEERS!!

Edit: Thank you! (sinks back to the abyss)

It's true, he's terri-bad. I can vouch.

Also, devise.