The sad tale of a man named MoeJoe, whose only wish was to talk to Gambit. If only he had a mouth to speak.

<15:52:47> *** You are now talking in channel: "Snuff-landia (No non-snuffles)"
<16:00:01> "MoeJoe": THE MOTHERFUCKING TS BUG AGAIN!
<16:02:01> "MoeJoe": ïm def down tto play
<16:02:09> "MoeJoe": but ts is fucking with me again
<16:02:18> "MoeJoe": HEAR MY TEXTS!
<16:02:51> "MoeJoe": I AM THE NIGHT, READ MY TEXTS HUMANS
<16:03:13> "MoeJoe": GAMBIT
<16:03:17> "MoeJoe": how do i fix this
<16:03:28> "MoeJoe": danskjävel
<16:03:39> "KreeJaffaKree": x'd
<16:03:41> "MoeJoe": hear the texts
<16:03:41> "KreeJaffaKree": xD
<16:03:43> "KreeJaffaKree": I hear you
<16:03:46> "KreeJaffaKree": but I'm not saying anything
<16:03:52> "MoeJoe": the fucking gambster dont
<16:03:52> "Admiral Snuffles": THERES SO MUCH PINGING
<16:04:09> "KreeJaffaKree": I HEAR YOU MOEJOE
<16:04:11> "KreeJaffaKree": GO INTO THE LIGHT
<16:04:24> "Admiral Snuffles": IF YOU SEE A BANANA SKIN DOWN THERE
<16:04:26> "Admiral Snuffles": IT ISNT MINE
<16:04:33> "KreeJaffaKree": It's totally his
<16:04:35> "KreeJaffaKree": DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
<16:04:35> "MoeJoe": GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
<16:04:40> "MoeJoe": G
<16:04:42> "MoeJoe": A
<16:04:44> "MoeJoe": B
<16:04:47> "MoeJoe": ----
<16:04:50> "MoeJoe": G
<16:04:51> "MoeJoe": A
<16:04:52> "MoeJoe": M
<16:04:54> "MoeJoe": B
<16:04:55> "MoeJoe": I
<16:04:56> "MoeJoe": T
<16:05:03> "Admiral Snuffles": I think we broke Mojo
<16:05:08> "KreeJaffaKree": ping ping ping NO ONE HEARS YOU WHERE YOU ARE
<16:05:10> "MoeJoe": scream at gambit
<16:05:15> "KreeJaffaKree": NO
<16:05:30> "VodkaSurprise": Pong
<16:05:34> "Admiral Snuffles": STAY THERE MOEJOE WE'LL GET HELP
<16:05:40> "MoeJoe": I will eat every rune from now on
<16:05:52> "KreeJaffaKree": How is that different from your usual play?
<16:05:54> "Admiral Snuffles": 'HELLO!? HOW DO WE GET SOMEONE OUT OF THE INTERNET!?'
<16:06:00> "VodkaSurprise": http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/state&id=9053667#&cmp=fb-kgo-article-9053667
<16:06:04> "MoeJoe": i will send of the walking courrier to battle with your bottle kree
<16:06:05> "KreeJaffaKree": He's trapped in the pipes, I think
<16:06:19> "KreeJaffaKree": MoeJoe, we are TRYING to help
<16:06:22> "Admiral Snuffles": It seems you're buggered
<16:06:23> "Admiral Snuffles": We tried
<16:06:28> "KreeJaffaKree": fuuuuuu
<16:06:28> "Admiral Snuffles": Sombrero time
<16:06:31> "Admiral Snuffles": *WHIPCRACK*
<16:06:32> "MoeJoe": I need gambit
<16:06:39> "MoeJoe": sound the fucking alarms!
<16:06:40> "KreeJaffaKree": We all need a little bit of gambit, don't we?
<16:06:57> "MoeJoe": hes prob turned of ts pings the cheeky bastard
<16:07:06> "KreeJaffaKree": it's ok bb, we still LU
<16:07:30> "Admiral Snuffles": HAW HAW
<16:07:33> "MoeJoe": silence human
<16:07:37> "Admiral Snuffles": I'LL GET THE CRACK AND HOOKERS
<16:07:43> "Admiral Snuffles": WE CAN MAKE A JOLLY OLD PARTY OUT OF THIS YET
<16:07:47> "KreeJaffaKree": Is... is it dark down there?
<16:08:41> "MoeJoe": HE ANSWERED MY SKYPE CALL KREE
<16:08:50> "MoeJoe": I TOLD HIM OF MY PROBLEMS
<16:09:00> "MoeJoe": AND HE GOES BACK TO SC2 TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!
<16:09:18> "KreeJaffaKree": xD
<16:09:28> "MoeJoe": I WILL HAVE MY REVENNNNGEEEEE
<16:09:34> "MoeJoe" disconnected (leaving)

Not about Jakiro=TL;DR.

Oh lawdy, makes me want to turn on the stream at work.

It's funnier because the whole time you hear this frantic pinging and Gambit is just talking away without a clue. Typical Gambit. xD

feckin gambit !

hahahaha

I seem to remember a skype call from Moe Joe, but I catagorically reject the notion that this ever happened.

(Applause) wooo that was great! When does act 2 start? And how many parts is this reality drama going to be? When will it be available on Netflix/Hulu?

Well it's settled, we need to implement a better teamspeak ping! And while we're at it we can prevent  UnoPolak from randomly blasting us all with Whispers

Whoops, what is that admin whispher keybind again...

I believe it defaults to the "Any" key.

Uno's whispers aren't as sexually gratifying as Gambit's soft-spoken tones.