MEN, THIS IS THE THREAD OF SILLYNESS. MEIN HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS.

THERE WILL BE NO SENSIBLE STATEMENTS IN HERE, ABSOLUTELY NONE AT ALL, ON PAIN OF BEING MOCKED TO SLIGHTLY LOWER SOCIAL STATUS BY YOUR FELLOW CLANSMEN AND SOME OLIVER-ESQUE ORPHANS WE PAY IN DIRT THAT FALLEN FOUND ON THE STREETS.

Fire away!

First off - Axe walks like an 80's denim-clad lesbian, and styles himself similarly (although minus the obvious).

DISCUSS

While Axius Maximus does have the defined pectorals of a lesbian weight lifter, his vagina penis makes it hard for a woman to ever love him. He's a permanent red rocket.

Clearly you've not thought this through, my dear boy! There's at least three characters I can think of that could satify Axella's needs. Spectre and Vengeful spirit for the casual lesbian, and for social inclusion, Morphling can get in on the action to accommodate for the vagina-penis.

I am scarred by this. Someone will have to fetch me Dr. Phil, or his Thai Midget equivalent. Or just an adult, really.

I am massing an army of ninja mutant cowbees to 'deal' with the current Korea situation. They're buzz-mooing angrily across the english channel as we speak.

Snuffles got this covered.

Buzz-mooing? OH GOD THE UPRIGHT-WALKING COW ARMY HAS RETURNED - THEY WEILD HATCHETS AND HOLD GRUDGES!!

THE SECRET COW LEVEL WAS PROPHECY

THEY BUZZ BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO FLY IN ORDER TO KEEP THEIR MASSIVE, UDDERY STINGERS OFF THE GROUND.

SOMEONE EDUCATE BANDIT IN THE FINITE PARTS OF MUTANT WARFARE.

Spectre is too busy having a Spec on Spec S&M orgy with her radiance illusions burning each other and VS will just swap him out for the next hot piece of red tail that comes along (she's looking at you Windrunner...she loves a chase).

Morphling, that would work, but that guy has been depressed ever since he got sliced by the castration hammer. All he ever does is cry, therefor both dehydrating and hydrating himself at the same time. He literally eats his own tears.

Axe needs a real woman. Someone like QoP. She'd love his spins and Scream in delight.



I THOUGHT THE IRISH TOOK CARE OF THIS. ANOTHER MAD COW POTATO FAMINE IS COMMENCING. DAMN YOU IRELAND. AND THE REST OF THE UK BE DEFAULT.

Sliced by the?...

I DECREE THAT THE NEXT PERSON TO POST MUST REPLACE EVERY NOUN THEY WOULD HAVE TYPED WITH THE WORD 'WANG'.

My favourite colour is ham...

VAD FAN HÅLLER NI PÅ MED HÄR INNE? JÄVLA JÄNKAR-AS. JAG GILLAR SYLT OCH GÅS

WAY TO TAKE IT TOO FAR AND MAKE UP A LANGUAGE. You Wang. Great barber. Can't really ask for better. You walk in, ask for a wang, and they sit you down, cover you up and go to town on you.

YOU LET US DOWN STEVE

YOUR FAVOURITE WANG IS WANG

I BELIEVE YOU MEANT TO SAY:

WANG LET US DOWN WANG

YOUR FAVORITE WANG IS WANG

Wang coWWections aWWoWed. W

Golf wang?

With a wangman to help with the handicap?

Ass

Wang man!




and not really what i was expecting....